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Friday, March 30, 2007

Farewell Glenn Murphy


Toronto: One of the countries top CEO's is moving on. Glenn Murphy, the man credited with turning Shoppers Drug Mart into a power house corporation in less than 6 years has decided to look for new challenges in life. So needless to say a roast/tribute was needed and it happened on Mar. 29 at PJ O'Briens Pub. I had the pleasure to emcee the 3 hour show that was full of laughs, cheap shots, tributes and stories never before told.
I must say that Glenn is truly one of my life heroes and despite saying his new goatee makes him look like a pimp or drug dealer I really do respect the guy. Over the years that I have acted as VP of Fun for Shoppers he has always supported everything I do and willingly acted like an idiot in every one of my crazy videos.
Thanks Glenn and good luck!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Thanks Ted- Heads


Thanks to all of you who came to the Laugh Resort to see my shows this week. This picture was taken by Uri and Janice from Livonia Michigan and they were kind enough to send it to me. Without a doubt my favorite show had to be the 10:45 on Saturday. I don't know where you people came from but please come again.
To the guy in the front row I hoped you've learned to never hand your camera to comedian on stage. Yes it was a bit disgusting but it sure was funny!
Special thanks to Scott Harris who did a spectacular job emceeing for me. I owe you one Scotty!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Game on!



Powerade Centre - Brampton
It was one of the greatest games ever played. The Jokers Hockey Club vs the Brampton Thunder. Who are the Thunder you ask? Probably the greatest women's professional club team in the world. They play in the highly competitive NWHL and boast 4 Canadian Olympic gold medal players and 1 US bronze medalist.
At the moment they are waiting for their playoffs to start and what better way to prepare than playing the world's favorite team, The Jokers Hockey Club. As for the game it was a battle but on this night the Thunder used their speed and incredible passing to post an 11-7 victory.
The Thunder were without a doubt the nicest smelling team the Jokers have ever played and the aroma of Pantine Plus lulled the boys into a dream like state of mind.
After the game both teams retired to the bar to eat, drink and celebrate the game of hockey.
Consider taking in a Thunder playoff game. They are incredible players and super nice ladies. Check out their web site www.bramptonthunder.com.
Good luck in the playoff gals and know that the Jokers love ya!